On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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