sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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