so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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