Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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