There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I just want nice things and good sex
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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