was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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