We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Randomize
