i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Mom said you looked used
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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