ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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