As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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