she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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