You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Buhtt sex?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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