I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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