so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
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