Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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