you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
