it wasn't lemon gatorade
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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