Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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