Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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