That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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