Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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