like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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