Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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