yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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