she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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