Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm at about main and main street
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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