My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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