Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
