Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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