Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
there is glitter all over my balls
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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