i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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