he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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