It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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