Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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