why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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