Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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