I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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