Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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