Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
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