so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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