normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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