Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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