i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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