I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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