the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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