"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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