how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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