I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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