Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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