yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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