Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
