She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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