this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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