Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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