Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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