Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i think i have herpe
just one?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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