Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
so let's talk penis.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Randomize
